ucanhavemysoup:

ladybols:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.

Roosevelt School of Magic and Sorcery.

dorkvader:

neon-casket:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

(Source: geniuscat)

thatfriendlyblackguy:

katchkenda:

hisexcellency:

whitehouse:

President Obama’s got some advice for Republicans in Congress: Help expand opportunity for more Americans.

"Stop hatin’ all the fucking time." - President Obama

The President said “STOP. HATIN’. ALL. THE. TIME.” 

My new campaign slogan. STOP HATIN ALL THE TIME

huffposttaste:

If there were a beauty pageant for tarts, these would be the top finalists.

molangg:

by april

feralworks:

parliamentrook:

a friend I went to college with started making really cool skull masks

Pretty damn cool

arcticbella:

damn, intelligence is such a turn on. like wow, people who know a lot about so many different places and so many different things. and they’ve always got something to tell you or show you about something new that they’re interested in, and like, somehow they can blow your mind over and over. damn. such a turn on.

Someone I’ll never get bored with? Hell yes.