ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

Blood gushing out of your vagina is more metal then some dangly bits.

lightspeedsound:

herondale-the-consulting-hunter:

do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

purpleshirtofsex97:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

why does it have three hands?!

what the actual fuck is that

At first my mother said it was an ostrich. Then a person. Then a llama.

what the fuck is that

I know all of y’all are gonna have nightmares tonight

It’s a robot. 

deducecanoe:

bakerstreetbabes:

Please make this a meme.

Cupcake, Watson.

lightspeedsound:

pomtini:

pettyartist:

angelshavethephonebox:

recreationalcannibalism:

heisenbergsays:

bones you smooth motherfucker

Look at Kirk tho.

He’s so proud.

Reason why I love the original series #4987378

Oooh, Doctor, oooh!

lol my computer was loading my dash slowly for some reason and all I could see was the top part of the ppl’s heads 

and I immediately knew it was a star trek original series post

pscs5:

stereksextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

1. Open your picture.
2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
3. Overlay that shit 50%
4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

GPOY

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.

Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

theemptypot:

I don’t know where my dad has gotten into his head that I want him to treat me like an adult because I have little to no intention of growing up while I still have time left 

so it would be pretty cool if he would stop yelling at me everytime I make a mistake. 

Melanie…..Dad is partially deaf. His normal speaking voice is screaming since he can’t hear himself. That’s why I scream at him when we’re talking. Every conversation with him needs to be in all caps. 

This is all I’m doing right now since I just came back from a long shift catering at this temp job. I had to run around in the freezing cold rain lugging giant platters of fancy food to rich people. 

I’m chilled to the bone. 

You can only pretend to be a cute maid from Downtown Abbey for so long before you’re like “Fuck this job it sucks.”