area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.
Roosevelt School of Magic and Sorcery.
damn, intelligence is such a turn on. like wow, people who know a lot about so many different places and so many different things. and they’ve always got something to tell you or show you about something new that they’re interested in, and like, somehow they can blow your mind over and over. damn. such a turn on.
Someone I’ll never get bored with? Hell yes.