pooperscoopin: punchingaunicorn: pooperscoopin: cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible. For a pleasurable new experience, try inserting a whisk into your partners anus No don’t do that
orbsteeb: im imagining the Teens of the future laughing at how we dressed in the 21st century as they struggle into their plasma girdles and laser pants and I’m getting so mad
sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull...– Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays (via violentwavesofemotion)
whendogmetdolphin: Damn Spock, that’s one helluva line.
Stop Whitewashing: lesighh: girljanitor:... →
lesighh: girljanitor: indica-tor: POC who live here in America: I realize you’re hurt by the ignorant words of “white people” who don’t know what they’re talking about, and I’m sorry. But I have a question for you. In this “land of the free”…aren’t you free? What are their…